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Nope! This ain't a fake ass, lame ass larp! This is real lore based on a 100% true story. Vitalik Buterin, the father of ethereum, was caught picking his nose... during an interview... on a livestream... with MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of people watching! But that's not all. Being the genius that he is, Vitalik tried to conceal any evidence of the crime by wiping his booger off the wall. Little did he know that his booger is just as resilient as he was. It took a life of its own and survived! And thus a legend was born. The Legend of Vitalik's Booger!
Market is down and the meme coin sector is at an all time low. Well, enough of that shit! $BOOGER is here to save the industry! Armed with a real history and sharing the same DNA as the founder of ethereum himself, $BOOGER is here to bring back the glory days of shitcoins! Remember Pepe? It was launched at a time when the market was dead and it single-handedly revived the entire scene. Well, it's dry season for crypto once again, and who better to make it wetter than the moisty personality of vitalik's own $BOOGER?
We invite you to dig deep into $BOOGER and discover that though it may appear as a shitcoin, smell like a shitcoin, and feel like a shitcoin, well... you're not mistaken. But it's a shitcoin with a truly based team behind it, a team that has taken tokens to million dollars in Market cap in the past... All of them shitcoins! And we're not talking about that jeetfest Pump.fun, that one-hit-wonder sunpump, or that slow-as-fuck Snek.fun... no. We're talking about good, ol' fashioned, and proper launches, fueled by the team's friends in high places and its passion to build the strongest community possible.
100M
THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA BOOGERS!
ZERO
TAXES 'COZ THEY'RE BOOGERS!
100%
LP BURNED & RENOUNCED
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